Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Skip's Big Mouth

While I am certain it is not a surprise to anyone who knows me, I must say I was a little taken a back when my dentist pronounced last week that I have an "extremely large mouth."

That's right, folks, according to the semi-creepy Dr. Anderson, I possess a monstrous mouth that "opens to 62mm, almost unheard of in females!" All the snide remarks are now medically corroborated! I'm despondent! I feel like I a horse at a live stock auction!

I'm not going back to Dr. Anderson. So there.