I have recently dropped off the face of the earth. This is because I am about 98.9% sure that I am the first documented North American case of Avian Influenza (this blog entry will serve as the documentation), otherwise known as Bird Flu.This disease has a recorded fatality rate of about 70% and while I'm confident that I've survived the past three weeks without succumbing to the white light, I am losing hope that I will ever recover from my relentless cough and sandpaper throat.
Either that or I'll die of friend isolation and boredom.
