What does $50 really buy you these days? Honestly? If you're me, it buys you the heel of a Loeffler Randall boot, lunch at Neiman's Rotunda restaurant, and a happy visit to the iTunes Music Store. If you're my miraculous Mummy, it buys her voice.That's right, folks, you heard me correctly. American Express UK paid my talented Momma $50 to record the voice directions on their customer service hotline...you know, the 'press 9 for technical assitance' voice. Apparently my rantings about locating a human voice within corporate 800-number hell no longer hold water since my very own mother is clearly human and clearly speaking to you when you ring American Express customer support.
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